If you have any aversion to strong language or pork chop sandwiches, you might want to get the fuck out now.

To the "Boy's Clubs":

If you want to fuck each other in the ass with your dicks of chauvinistic retribution, why don't you get rid of the metaphor and cut out the middle man? Just remember to use some lube before you start, otherwise, people will be asking questions as to why you're waddling. Don't forget to tell your partner you think they are pretty!!!

Sincerely:
A happy person.

I'm not a very happy person right now, actually.

...Well, that's not entirely true. I'm really really angry, which in turn gives me an adrenaline rush and since I'm kind of a junkie for it, it makes me happy.